工作滿檔的情人節，心情本來還蠻鬱卒。這種花大錢促進經濟繁榮的日子對我來說沒什麼意義，但是只要節日不能出去玩我就會有點小憂傷，尤其外面天氣正晴朗！
不過我上網看到了這個産品系列，實在太華麗太讚了我超想全部買回家啊啊啊啊啊～～～
在情人節感受耶穌的大愛真是太有意義了！
這是護唇膏。要仔細看包裝上的字哦，實在很有力！
包裝背面更猛：
好一個 Return lips to near-virgin quality! 到底是在護哪個唇啊？＊驚＊
更要跟隨主耶穌的腳步，一起洗個香澎澎～各位電腦前的小朋友，只有主耶穌跟練過輕功的大俠才會表演水上飛哦，請不要自己在家裡的浴缸學，太危險了．．．
洗完澎澎要塗乳液哦！復活節百合(Easter Lily)香味還撒亮片的乳液讓妳更更貼近主的胸懷！（Get tight with Christ! ）
然後好女生都要注意儀表，隨身小鏡不能少。本款小鏡提醒妳：隨時都要像去教堂一樣穿得美美的(Look your Sunday best)，看在救世主的份上儘量賞心悅目一點(Please him for Christ's Sake)。不過耶穌不是贖了所有世人的罪嗎？所以邋遢不算在內，醜女孩還是註定會被雷劈，火燒，水淹，最後快樂下地獄的。
背面再附貼心小提醒：記得：耶穌看得到一切，包括糊掉的睫毛膏
還有神聖購物袋。King-size tote enhances holiness！ 這袋子可是王中之王，袋中之袋王呢。逛街這種神聖的行為當然要救世主全程陪伴啦。主隨時都在妳身邊，安心逛到昏倒吧！
有了購物袋，裡頭要有小錢包。
背面比較好笑：Jesus Saves! He'll oogle if you're frugal. 這句全都是雙關語，翻成中文就不好玩了。基本上就是說，救世主愛省錢女．．．通常付完錢才會看到背面吧？我個人會比較記得購物袋上的Shop until you drop．
最後特別加場：停車守護神 聖澳凸（Otto 跟汽車Auto同音）
背面有停車專用祈禱文
聖澳凸，帶領我到最夯的車位
協助我的路邊停車技能
保庇我不會被開單罰錢
矇蔽那些抄單員的雙眼
還有如果下雨，我卑微地請求給個室內停車
啊門
新聞報導說，這套產品在新加坡下架了，因為當地天主教徒覺得這樣實在太不尊重耶穌大帥哥。我說，唉，他們一定沒有進到聖澳凸的汽車芳香劑．．．
"'Jesus' cosmetic row in Singapore"
(BBC, February 12, 2008)
Singapore - A leading retailer in Singapore has withdrawn a cosmetics range with a Jesus theme after complaints from local Roman Catholics, local media report.
The range, named Lookin' Good for Jesus, was on sale at three Topshop outlets in the Asian city state.
Catholics complained the cosmetics' marketing was disrespectful, full of sexual innuendo and trivialised Christianity.
About 15% of Singapore's 4.4 million population is Christian.
The products included a "Virtuous vanilla" lip balm and a "Get Tight with Christ" hand and body cream, featuring a picture of Christ flanked by two adoring women.
"Why would anyone use religious figures to promote vanity products? It's very disrespectful and distasteful," the Straits Times newspaper quoted accountant Grace Ong, 24, as saying.
A spokesman for the Wing Tai company, which runs Topshop's outlets in Singapore, told the newspaper it did not want to offend its customers, and withdrew the products last month.
It was not clear whether other shops were still selling the range, which is produced by the US-based company, Blue Q.
圖片來源：http://www.blueq.com/
不過我上網看到了這個産品系列，實在太華麗太讚了我超想全部買回家啊啊啊啊啊～～～
在情人節感受耶穌的大愛真是太有意義了！
這是護唇膏。要仔細看包裝上的字哦，實在很有力！
包裝背面更猛：
好一個 Return lips to near-virgin quality! 到底是在護哪個唇啊？＊驚＊
更要跟隨主耶穌的腳步，一起洗個香澎澎～各位電腦前的小朋友，只有主耶穌跟練過輕功的大俠才會表演水上飛哦，請不要自己在家裡的浴缸學，太危險了．．．
洗完澎澎要塗乳液哦！復活節百合(Easter Lily)香味還撒亮片的乳液讓妳更更貼近主的胸懷！（Get tight with Christ! ）
然後好女生都要注意儀表，隨身小鏡不能少。本款小鏡提醒妳：隨時都要像去教堂一樣穿得美美的(Look your Sunday best)，看在救世主的份上儘量賞心悅目一點(Please him for Christ's Sake)。不過耶穌不是贖了所有世人的罪嗎？所以邋遢不算在內，醜女孩還是註定會被雷劈，火燒，水淹，最後快樂下地獄的。
背面再附貼心小提醒：記得：耶穌看得到一切，包括糊掉的睫毛膏
還有神聖購物袋。King-size tote enhances holiness！ 這袋子可是王中之王，袋中之袋王呢。逛街這種神聖的行為當然要救世主全程陪伴啦。主隨時都在妳身邊，安心逛到昏倒吧！
有了購物袋，裡頭要有小錢包。
背面比較好笑：Jesus Saves! He'll oogle if you're frugal. 這句全都是雙關語，翻成中文就不好玩了。基本上就是說，救世主愛省錢女．．．通常付完錢才會看到背面吧？我個人會比較記得購物袋上的Shop until you drop．
最後特別加場：停車守護神 聖澳凸（Otto 跟汽車Auto同音）
背面有停車專用祈禱文
聖澳凸，帶領我到最夯的車位
協助我的路邊停車技能
保庇我不會被開單罰錢
矇蔽那些抄單員的雙眼
還有如果下雨，我卑微地請求給個室內停車
啊門
新聞報導說，這套產品在新加坡下架了，因為當地天主教徒覺得這樣實在太不尊重耶穌大帥哥。我說，唉，他們一定沒有進到聖澳凸的汽車芳香劑．．．
"'Jesus' cosmetic row in Singapore"
(BBC, February 12, 2008)
Singapore - A leading retailer in Singapore has withdrawn a cosmetics range with a Jesus theme after complaints from local Roman Catholics, local media report.
The range, named Lookin' Good for Jesus, was on sale at three Topshop outlets in the Asian city state.
Catholics complained the cosmetics' marketing was disrespectful, full of sexual innuendo and trivialised Christianity.
About 15% of Singapore's 4.4 million population is Christian.
The products included a "Virtuous vanilla" lip balm and a "Get Tight with Christ" hand and body cream, featuring a picture of Christ flanked by two adoring women.
"Why would anyone use religious figures to promote vanity products? It's very disrespectful and distasteful," the Straits Times newspaper quoted accountant Grace Ong, 24, as saying.
A spokesman for the Wing Tai company, which runs Topshop's outlets in Singapore, told the newspaper it did not want to offend its customers, and withdrew the products last month.
It was not clear whether other shops were still selling the range, which is produced by the US-based company, Blue Q.
圖片來源：http://www.blueq.com/
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